A Better Idea...

Osama Bin Ladin has invited America to become Muslim. Since I am not too excited about being the eternal target of God's omnipotent wrath (see the post below), I have a better idea: Osama, you get saved and become a Christian. It will definitely save your butt in the afterlife and it might even save it in this one. Give up your impotent religion of death and embrace life, otherwise you'll either end up like Saddam Hussein or his sons. Then God will get to take His shot at you. Even if you somehow manage to escape America's wrath, there is only one way to escape God's - and it ain't blowing yourself up in some stupid attempt to enter heaven by merit of mass murder. I've explained everything THOROUGHLY in the post below. If you have any questions I'll be glad to help you out.