The Most Asinine Thing I Have Read In Years

An article was posted right before I left on vacation that definitely ranks in the Top 10 Most Idiotic Statements Ever Made.

According to the article:

The human race will one day split into two separate species, an attractive, intelligent ruling elite and an underclass of dim-witted, ugly goblin-like creatures, according to a top scientist.

"A top scientist?!!!" How could any "scientist" make such an absurd statement? Sounds like this "scientist" was more "Carl Wheezer" than "Jimmy Neutron."



Dr. Stupie goes on to say

These humans will be between 6ft and 7ft tall and they will live up to 120 years.

"Physical features will be driven by indicators of health, youth and fertility that men and women have evolved to look for in potential mates," says the report, which suggests that advances in cosmetic surgery and other body modifying techniques will effectively homogenise our appearance.

Men will have symmetrical facial features, deeper voices and bigger penises, according to Curry in a report commissioned for men's satellite TV channel Bravo.

Women will all have glossy hair, smooth hairless skin, large eyes and pert breasts, according to Curry.

Aye, and he'll slay his enemies "with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse."

Sorry, but this is the largest load of organic fertilizer that I have come across in a while. This "scientist" should be ridiculed to scorn and blacklisted from ANY job more scientific than collecting the poo at his local animal shelter.

I have known quite a few HOT women that didn't have enough brains to count 20 without removing their shoes. (There are plenty of handsome men that would fit this description too.) Oh, and by the way some of these physical traits are impossible to maintain without surgical assistance. Those curves that men find so appealing at age 20 succumb to the ravages of gravity over the course of a lifetime. And as long as there are ugly men who make lots of money there will be plenty of pretty women willing to procreate. (I'm not saying all women are this shallow, but there are enough that are to give ugly guys a chance.)

It would seem that the law of entropy applies to human society. Even our "scientists" are getting dumber and dumber.

For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men who suppress the truth in unrighteousness, because that which is known about God is evident within them; for God made it evident to them. For since the creation of the world His invisible attributes, His eternal power and divine nature, have been clearly seen, being understood through what has been made, so that they are without excuse. For even though they knew God, they did not honor Him as God or give thanks, but they became futile in their speculations, and their foolish heart was darkened. Professing to be wise, they became fools,