Tuesday, November 09, 2004

A New Day Has Dawned

"Even the most rational approach to ethics is defenseless if there isn't the will to do what is right..."
----Alexander Solzhenitsyn

As I sit in front of my laptop, scarfing down Rice Krispies Treats Mini Squares and M&M's, the time for rational thought and reason is long past. The sugar rush and long hours of trying to put my house back together after Hurricane Ivan, along with the ensuing battle with mildew and mold have taken their toll on me and my patience (which was almost nil anyhow).

In the immortal words of the Nac Mac Feegle (the fightin', thievin', tiny blue-skinned pictsies who were thrown out of Fairyland for being Drunk and Disorderly...The Wee Free Men):

"Oh waily, waily, waily. This bigjob's on a geas, ye ken".

Yes, it's time to gloat...time to throw the election results into the face of the minority of Liberals that have tried force feed this nation their bunk and poo.

"Nae King, Nae Quin, Nae Laird, Nae Master! We willna be fooled again!"

Ach, see you, liberal scunners that y'are. I willna' be listenin' to ye blethers no longer. Ye mudlins a ken me as Jonathan's evil twin. Crivens, tis time you scunners dree your weird.

Poor Jonathan. He has no idea as to what he has unleashed upon an unsuspecting Blogworld...

"Let's just say: when the Wee Free Men trash a mushroom, it stays trashed..."
----Terry Pratchett

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